turnblrbot:

*points at mirror* what the hell


tyrcunt:

tyrcunt:

ok so theres this amazing app called feature points, that literally pays you in amazon and paypal vouchers for downloading apps and i really think that you guys should check it out because its a really simple way of making money, there is more information here

also please use the referral code E9XUL7 for some start up points


VINES WITH LITTLE KIDS ARE THE BEST


taxicar:

u know those boys who text like they trying to write a B+ english essay 


whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on


white buoys be like

skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

image


letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet


whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.


precumming:

wasabae:

precumming:

I walked all the way over to the library to study and I’m just sitting on my phone

why would you sit on your phone



cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao



incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.